Welcome to 2016! A rant, and a promise

Welcome to 2016! New beginnings! Huzzah! Everyone gets a fresh start, a new slate, it’s time to make the most of what we’ve got and do the best we can!

And for some people, the best they can is a bag of shit.

Time for the rant.

I was driving home from WaWa (yay WaWa! The one on 27 and Cozzens Lane in North Brunswick) on Rt 27, when a Black Mitsubishi Lancer (NJ License Plate starting L11, I think) pulls a hard left turn onto Rt 27 from Sinclair Blvd or Kingsberry Dr. As soon as they completes the turn onto Rt 27 they lob 2 or 3 bags of McDonalds trash OUT OF THEIR WINDOW and onto someone’s lawn.

Normally, I don’t get too upset at people on the road (anymore) but this? This pissed me off. It is January 1st. It is a new year! And what did they think? Shit my car is full of crap and I don’t know what to do with it. I KNOW! I’ll throw it out my window and make it SOMEONE ELSE’S PROBLEM. ASSHOLES. I am so mad. I was so mad that I nearly sped up to them and threw my coffee out my window at them. The only thing that prevented it is the fact that I REALLY needed coffee this morning. Afternoon. Whatever. You know what I mean.

So if anyone sees a Black Mitsubishi Lancer with NJ plate L11-??? please let me know where they go so I can make sure to leave a present on their car. What goes around comes around.

Now time for the promise: More frequent posts. I know, that’s vague as hell, but I’m not gonna commit to a schedule just yet (because I don’t get paid for this and I don’t do ads on my site so it’s all for giggles anyways). That being said, I will try and update as often as I can, and I am going to start with at least once every 2 weeks.

Let’s start 2016 off right and treat each other awesomely, and not like the dick rockets in the Lancer I saw this afternoon.

Sidenote: Maybe it’s time to invest in a good dashcam for my car so you won’t just immediately think “He’s full of bs.” — time to browse Amazon.

That’s all for now.

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